Joke:
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart, made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist.
Stuff:
Tattoo
This site was mentioned on the comic I am currently reading:
http://www.hanzismatter.com/
It just proves what I have always said: Make sure you know what it says! I studied Japanese in High School for four years, which by no means makes me an expert. But I have seen one or two ridiculous things on t-shirts or tattoos that even I know is not right. I mean, I know that everyone has heard the story about the guy who went in to get something stupid (in my opinion) like "Stud" or "Powerful" or "King" tattooed on. And instead the poor doofus has something more like "Dumb Ass" permanently on his bicep. This site is all about that breed of doofus. You can be sure that I would check as many resources as I could find before trusting someone to put something I couldn't understand into my skin.
One day I really will get my little dragon tattooed somewhere on my body! Since I drew it I'm not worried about it being some obscure symbol for "Crack Whore". But until then, it's fun to look.
2 Years!
Rich and I got married two years ago yesterday! I really can't believe it since I never really expected to develop a long term relationship in my life. I thought that I would end up just like my Mother, and while I think that my Father is one of the most admirable men in existence. I didn't want anyone to have to live through what he is currently experiencing for my sake. But heck, ya meet a guy doing Karaoke and all that stuff changes. I don't think that I would even have gone through the genetic testing yet if he hadn't been with me. I love him more now than I did then-I deserve it, and. . .I guess he does too. ;)
Politics/Religion
I'm not one to spout about my beliefs in either area in most cases. If only because I often don't think that it's worth the effort. The majority of my friends don't share my ideas in one or both areas. I'll tell you about my beliefs if you ask, but they are mine, and don't always coincide with what the establishment says. I go to church, yes, but the thing that keeps me coming back is singing in the choir. Not arguing with fat balding men about who is risking hell by doing what. (yes I have done that-a few times-I do not think that religion and logic are mutually exclusive, dang) And when it comes to politics-I really don't care enough to argue. Because anyone who is willing to try to out-argue me (he-he) isn't going to have their mind changed by my opinion-so I don't see the point.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-Mark Twain
Shit! Did I end on a down-note? eh, go look at the Star Wars/Trek crossover again and try to figure out what William Shatner might be saying, then you'll giggle again.
Cheese!
MDragon
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